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I am a meat popsicle. Current hobbies include roasting coffee, brewing beer, throwing golf discs and bowling balls. I enjoy taking pictures on my nature walks and when I stay up late enough, setting up my telescope and astrophoto rig.

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lowqualityfacts , to random
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I think the m is silent.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

grease ,
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@lowqualityfacts as a fellow "Timothy" but how is his first name pronounced?

lowqualityfacts , to random
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She means it too, I can see it in her eyes.

grease ,
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@lowqualityfacts bad Emma!

grease , to random
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Good morning, happy Saturday! Can hear at least 6 different kinds of birds, maybe more. #weekend #pond #birds

grease OP ,
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And my old bengal, keeping me company #caturday #CatsOfMastodon

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Happy Met Gala Monday everyone. It's that time of year when celebrities show up to the red carpet dressed as a bedazzled taco, and brave souls take to the internet to boldly declare "Personally I would never dress like a bedazzled taco".

grease ,
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@lowqualityfacts wait, a bedazzled taco? Where do I sign up?!?

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I can't wait
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

grease ,
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@lowqualityfacts would it be wrong if I decreed this to my staff, even though I'll be off grounds that day? Somehow I think it would be better, and they should send me pictures as proof.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's adorable.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

grease ,
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@lowqualityfacts I can see that. No weirder than a crash of rhinoceros or a glaring of cats. I just wish they wouldn't sleep on my legs (the glaring, not the crash)

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Nature is crazy.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

grease ,
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@lowqualityfacts have you seen them buck? Of course they have no bones!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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From now on, anytime someone asks me why I put so much time and effort into this arguably dumb account, I will simply tell them that I do it for Tim.

grease ,
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@lowqualityfacts as a tim, I appreciate that.

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