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@checkervest Your teen may be learning to communicate emotional states and anticipate others' reactions: here's how to stop them

esvrld , to random
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esvrld OP ,
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KRAMER: and we don't take a markup!

JERRY: no markup?

KRAMER: nnnone

JERRY: none at all?

KRAMER: we just, add it on the top

JERRY: you add it on the top?

KRAMER: just add it on the top. 30%!

JERRY: isn't that the same as having a markup?

KRAMER: on top jerry!

esvrld , to random
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skill issue

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i don't have a lot of respect for anyone still trying to 'fiscally conservative, socially liberal' the israeli–palestinian conflict this deep into grievous crimes against humanity. they're digging hospital patients out of a mass grave. a million people face death & starvation in rafah after being promised safe passage. sorry your overriding hatred of muslims compels you to try to divest yourself of committing to the easiest moral stance possible

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to get into the UK you first have to defeat our top fighters

esvrld ,
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@PublicChaffinch you have to drop the rightmost lad first. he's the mage and will heal the others or wipe you out with a spell if you give him time to cast it

esvrld , to random
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when the camera jiggles in a jason bourne movie, that's because the cameraman is getting shaken to death like a baby behind it. to add realism

esvrld OP ,
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such a particular cultural moment that saw these films as the more 'realistic' alternative to james bond. instead of cool gadgets that do w/e the plot demands, they have computers that do whatever the plot demands. totally different!

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me when challenged on my 30 posts saying 'poison being bad for you is a, fake idea invented by rasputin' and 'if you rate normal food instead of poison you're a cuck'

esvrld OP ,
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'i shoot my own dick... ball's too... '

esvrld , to random
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thinking about the ai-generated video of a 'chameleon changing colour' where the chameleon did not, in fact, change colour. you already could lie about what a video depicts you don't need to burn a rainforest to do it

esvrld OP ,
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further proof that the only people ai fools are people who'd be fooled anyway. just put up any random video & make up claims. it's worked for the right wing grifting ecosystem for years

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if there's one thing you can say about donald j trump, it's that he HATES publicity. the more you put him in the news the weaker he'll get

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you will not be able to use his own words against him b/c he doesn't believe in consistency and has no sense of shame! he's just getting there on stage to riff and loving every second of it

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me: once the electorate sees i'm more efficient at implementing my opponent's fascist policies than him, they'll flock to me. also everyone who tries to criticise me is a foreign asset

(my voters stay home)

me: what... why. how did this happen. was i not Racist enough

esvrld , to random
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palworld being accused of using ai b/c some of the designs in it look similar to official poḱemon is a fine example of the real harm 'ai' has done: the way the marketing behind it has got some people's brain in a twist

esvrld OP ,
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did you forget it's still possible to copy things normal-style, without using ai?

esvrld , to random
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all italians' dicks look like that, actually

esvrld OP ,
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'how is bowser italian'

everyone in mario is italian. the mushroom kingdom is located near parma

starwall , to random
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I always get Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts confused

esvrld ,
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@starwall (logging into the award winning mmo final fantasy xiv: a realm reborn) yo where's mickey mouse

esvrld , to random
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most 'classic' conspiracy theories — positing huge implausible covert webs of influence behind seemingly disparate events and groups — mostly come from a refusal to commit to class analysis

esvrld OP ,
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i've said before i don't like the term 'conspiracy theory' because it both implies a unity that doesn't exist (someone who believes the moon is an alien spaceship is unlikely to believe the earth is flat) and hides the way many 'conspiracy theories' are in fact just manifestations of ur-fascism

esvrld OP ,
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there's this implicit idea many people have that there is a sort of a slider from normal people who believe in normal things to crazy people who believe in weird things, and everyone at a particular point on the slider believes in the same things. this, obviously, is just another way for liberal ideology to evade scrutiny by laundering itself as natural or self-evident

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