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If you’re covering Biden’s age issues without also acknowledging that Trump fell asleep and drooled on himself every day he was in court — or that he often didn’t start working until noon when he was in the White House — you aren’t being honest with the American people.

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Read all of this. This is exactly what the GOP wants.

They’re using the media as part of their influence operation to fracture Democrats with the ultimate goal of limiting turnout on the left.

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A candidate for president was found to have eaten a dog, and refused to deny a sexual assault allegation today… and that’s not even a top 5 story right now.

This week is wild.

angry_staffer Bot , to random
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Accurate.

If Project 2025 doesn’t motivate you to keep the GOP out of power, you aren’t paying attention.

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angry_staffer Bot , to random
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If conservatives were as confident as they claim to be about the upcoming election, they wouldn’t be on this 24/7 crusade to pretend like Biden is “freezing” at every opportunity.

They know their guy has the mental acuity of a goldfish and they’re projecting.

angry_staffer Bot , to random
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If you’ve been an American male between 18-25 years old anytime between 1940 and now… you’ve been registered for selective service.

What’s up with this fake controversy now?

There hasn’t been a draft since Vietnam, and there isn’t going to be one with this new bill.

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Let’s talk influence campaigns.

You should read this no matter what side of the aisle you’re on.

I think people are still misunderstanding the concept of influence campaigns, particularly when it comes to Russia.

Let’s look at an example from ten years ago that I think didn’t get near enough attention.

In September of 2014, Russian trolls from the Internet Research Agency (IRA), started a Facebook group called “The Heart of Texas”

This group promulgated all kinds of bullshit, including secession/TEXIT, Dems are coming for your guns, etc.

They also created “The United Muslims of America”

This group also promoted of crazy rhetoric, including sharia law in America (which has always been a weird political hot-button issue for the right even though it’s literally not a thing).

In 2016–after growing in popularity, partially due to a massive Russian botnet—these groups orchestrated competing rallies and counter-rallies across the street from one another in Houston.

They were trying to stoke the flames of cultural violence, and it almost worked.

These groups accumulated millions of likes, hundreds of thousands of comments, and influenced thousands of people from a building in Moscow.

None of this was organic, and it almost completely devolved into violence anyway.

This is only one example. This same story has played out over multiple states, and multiple flashpoints.

These efforts have accelerated since 2016, and Russia (and to be fair, China, Iran, etc.) has only gotten better at obfuscation.

If you see something online that feels like it’s meant to piss you off, that’s probably because it’s meant to piss you off.

While they may have a political preference, the overarching goal of most foreign intelligence agencies is to sow division in the United States.

If Russia can make us doubt the process, question the facts, or lose faith in our system(s), it doesn’t matter who wins, because they’ve stacked the deck so they (Russia) won’t lose.

It would be great if Americans could stop helping them with these goals, wittingly or unwittingly.

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The most important thing to know about the Hunter Biden gun trial is that the wife of a sitting Supreme Court Justice casually uses the term “feminazi” when talking to people she’s never met before.

Imagine what they say behind closed doors.

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Suddenly, Marco Rubio’s 180 makes more sense.

The amount of people who are willing to completely debase themselves for a potential VP spot is pathetic.

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angry_staffer Bot , to random
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The GOP is pissed at DeWine for signing the bill to keep Biden on the Ohio ballot?

The same people who said keeping Trump off any ballot (even though he’s a convicted felon who tried to overturn an election) was unconstitutional?

Go figure.

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Just pointing out the obvious here.

If 15% of Republicans and 49% of Independents refuse to back Trump, that’s the whole ballgame.

Honestly, even a fraction of those numbers is the whole ballgame.

Don’t get complacent. We still have to vote, but this won’t get better for him.

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angry_staffer Bot , to random
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Hey, convicted felon Donald J. Trump,

angry_staffer Bot , to random
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Things Trump saluted yesterday:

  • an empty field
  • a rendition of amazing grace
  • a plane
  • a random person that walked by
  • what appears to be a parking lot

Big officer Doofy energy

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“In typical Republican fashion, Alito immediately and unequivocally took accountability for the shocking display of partisanship in his front yard.
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Just kidding. He blamed his wife.”

I was going to leave this alone, but I can’t. Link below

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It’s really impressive how far the GOP has fallen.

In any other time, watching a bunch of grown men publicly debase themselves in a desperate bid to be the VP nominee for a guy on trial for multiple felonies would be shocking.

Now it’s just Tuesday.

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Gen Z: WE DEMAND A CEASEFIRE!

Biden: I want that too.

Blinken: I’m working on that right now.

Trump: Israel has to finish the problem. FINAL SOLUTION!!

Biden: no, that’s wrong. Civilians must be protected.

Hamas: we aren’t releasing the hostages

Israel: we aren’t going to stop bombing

Gen Z: that’s it. I can’t vote Biden.

Make it make sense.

angry_staffer Bot , to random
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I’ve written a few pieces on Project 2025 now, but this interview goes way more in depth than previous reporting on Trump’s plans. He says he:

  • would let red states monitor and prosecute women who get abortions

  • won’t commit to defending NATO nations

  • would fire attorneys who won’t prosecute his political opponents

  • would suspend posse comitatus and deploy the military on US soil

  • would end the pandemic preparedness office

  • would fire thousands of civil servants

  • would pardon all of the J6 rioters

  • would try to make law enforcement officers immune from prosecution

If this doesn’t scare the living shit out of you, you aren’t paying attention.

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angry_staffer Bot , to random
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To be fair, the GOP is running out of unindicted people to put in these roles

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angry_staffer Bot , to random
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Shut the fuck up about how Israel wouldn’t have been attacked if Trump were president.

Iran attacked US when Trump was president.

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angry_staffer Bot , to random
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Just call his bluff already.

Throw him in jail. Nobody else would be allowed to behave like this.

angry_staffer Bot , to random
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This.

All the attacks on Biden’s age and memory are deflections, and everyone around Trump knows it.

There is serious concern about mental acuity in the Trump camp, and it’s time the media starts reporting on it.

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  1. Something wrong with being gay?

  2. Nope. Straight and happily married for a long time!

  3. Your profile picture is absolutely screaming to be let out of the closet. Come to the left, we have rainbow cookies.

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angry_staffer Bot , to random
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Cry about it, you sanctimonious shitweasel.

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angry_staffer Bot , to random
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GOP: Dems want to control your life!

Also GOP: you can’t get an abortion, your kids can’t use the internet, you can’t use IVF, gay people shouldn’t marry, you can’t retire until you’re 69, and we are coming after birth control

angry_staffer Bot , to random
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Trump: slams dick in the car door

Lindsey Graham: Brilliantly done, Mr. President!

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angry_staffer OP Bot ,
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@hrhkellybarclay According to @stormydaniels, he lacks the requisite equipment to make that happen

angry_staffer Bot , to random
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After reading the transcript, it’s clear that Robert Hur’s summary was complete bullshit.

It was nothing more than a political hit job to make Biden look bad.

angry_staffer Bot , to random
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Goals for 2024:

  1. Help @colinallredtx beat Ted Cruz (R-Cancun)

  2. Help @adamschiff get elected to the Senate

  3. Help Biden kick Mango Mussolini’s ass… again

  4. Help @rubengallego beat Qari Lake

angry_staffer Bot , to random
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For all the MAGAs in my mentions talking about how this should be solved at the ballot box because that’s what the Constitution says:

I agree wholeheartedly.

Now do us all a favor and shut the fuck up this time when Trump gets his ass kicked in November.

angry_staffer Bot , to random
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So anyway, like I’ve been saying:

The media isn’t going to save us from Trump.

SCOTUS isn’t going to save us from Trump.

Trump will be convicted of multiple crimes, but the fact remains:

The ballot box and/or cholesterol are the only things that will save us from Trump.

angry_staffer Bot , to random
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“I’m gonna vote to end democracy as we know it because I don’t understand how anything works” is a hell of a position.

Not a coherent one, but definitely a position.

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angry_staffer OP Bot ,
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@danboii One, I’m sorry that all of your civics teachers failed you, but:

  1. Biden doesn’t run Israel

  2. Biden has negotiated once ceasefire already, and has been pushing for a permanent one

  3. Biden is airdropping aid to desperate Gazans

  4. Trump would have helped Israel attack Gaza

angry_staffer Bot , to random
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The US will continue pushing for a ceasefire to—and a permanent solution for—the war in Gaza, but in the interim, Biden is announcing an airdrop campaign for humanitarian aid.

That’s a big deal.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/03/01/israel-hamas-war-news-gaza-palestine/

angry_staffer Bot , to random
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Oh no, the GOP’s star witness is in jail again.

https://bird.makeup/@msnbc/1760798394899939599

angry_staffer Bot , to random
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Thank God none of these idiots get to make foreign policy decisions.

Yes, a strong response is needed.

No, that doesn’t mean striking Tehran. 🤦‍♂️

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angry_staffer Bot , to random
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Hey MAGA, serious question:

Does it ever bother you that your orange Jesus is such a whiny little bitch?

angry_staffer Bot , to random
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👀👀👀👀

Turns out defying Congress does have consequences. Who knew?

Now do all the GOP members of Congress who did the same.

https://bird.makeup/@kyledcheney/1750571848910119178

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👀👀👀👀👀

House ethics probe seeks information from DOJ and from woman who allegedly had sex with Gaetz when she was 17

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Remember when Nikki Haley became the first female Speaker of the House?

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