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TheIdlestHand

@TheIdlestHand@c.im

Gentleman of leisure. He/him. The voice behind the reverb at https://thestressofherregard.bandcamp.com/.

Formerly: The Idle Hands https://open.spotify.com/album/5eTAfh8QAEbIR5l0gO8Mj6

#music #MuayThai #poetry #design #minnesota #minneapolis #saintpaul

Profile pic is a black and white photograph of a concrete floor, a guitar cable snaking past my booted feet. I miss those boots.

Opinions my own, ya square.

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I didn't have 'where were you on the day legalized assassination by executive fiat' on my bingo card today, but given that they legalized bribery of government officials earlier in the week (as long as it comes after the fact, like a tip) I maybe should have.

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It is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock.

TheIdlestHand ,
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@pluralistic it is hotter than the inside of a dog's mouth

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I am still writing so on this very hot day I am enjoying a quite good non-alcoholic beer.

I'll let you know if this causes a dread visitation from the ghost of Charles Bukowksi.

TheIdlestHand ,
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@robindlaws in your defense, it's a golden age of NA beer. You could hand ol Chinaski a Nah Lager from Bauhaus these days and he wouldn't know the difference.

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Oldest liquid wine discovered, a manzanilla with tasting notes of Roman cremains

https://www.theguardian.com/science/article/2024/jun/18/oldest-wine-ever-discovered-in-liquid-form-found-in-urn-with-roman-remains

TheIdlestHand ,
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@robindlaws Dionysian holy water as containment vessel. Don't filter those ashes back out, lest the ancient rise once more...

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    @robindlaws "I can picture a time in the future when people will pay an enormous sum of money just to touch something made of wood" ~ David Bowie

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    @robindlaws not all heroes...

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    TheIdlestHand ,
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    @robindlaws Torquemada might have had some funny ideas, but he mixed a mean cocktail

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    Today's post office run was a fuckin BANGER

    TheIdlestHand ,
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    @edebill @masp @pluralistic Steven Brust is an absolute G.

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    @robindlaws the 'Glasgow kiss' finally gets its due

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    IJWTS that I'm indecently proud of today's shoop, illustrating how the dam-bursting flood of botshit in our common waters is the result of scammers convincing people they'll get rich as AI spammers.

    A 19th century illustration of the breaking of Bailey's Dam on the Red River, showing a steamship being washed over a gush of water. It has been altered. Looming over the high side of the water is a picture of WC Fields as a hat waving, open-mouthed carny barker. Fields's stomach has been replaced with the glaring red eye of HAL 9000 from Stanley Kubrick's '2001: A Space Odyssey.' Bobbing in the waters are multiple poop emojis. The water has been tinted poop-brown. Image: Cryteria (modified) https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:HAL9000.svg CC BY 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en
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    @pluralistic it got right to the shabby heart of it all. I had to put my screen down and walk away for a moment.

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