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Blueteamsherpa

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He/him, I share cyber wisdom, humor, and other info. If I’m upsetting Democracy’s adversaries. I’m on the right track. As a cyber pro and concert-level pianist, founder of PianoBarCon, and occasional melodica carrier at events. My opinions don’t necessarily match my past, present, or future employers, but not for lack of effort on my part.

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I need recommendations on where to go to get my mom some help. She is in what I would call rapid memory decline, but the neurologist says she does not have Alzheimer’s or dementia. She does not sleep due to some undiagnosed issue for many years, but has managed it a bit with some uncommon sleeping meds (not anything I’ve ever heard of).

The doctors are basically like 🤷and meanwhile things continue to get worse. Do y’all have any recommendations on even the type of doctor that she should go see?

Blueteamsherpa ,
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@jerry there is such thing as a sleep neurologist. That’s first.

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@jerry IT trazodone, which is an anti-depressant which has been taken off the market as an antidepressant because it helps people get too sleepy. It is not addictive and it works very well. I also take tryptophan to help the trazodone work better. Nothing dangerous here. Sleep neurologist prescribed that.

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