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ApisNecros

@ApisNecros@ioc.exchange

An ambitious grey hat who's yet to bite off more than they could chew. They/Them.

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lowqualityfacts , to random
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Wow, that's really long.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

ApisNecros ,
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@lowqualityfacts that's longer than 9 meters :pika:

lowqualityfacts , to random
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My Neuralink implant is incredible. I was concerned by the electric shocks at first, but tech support assured me that it's a feature, not a bug. They even increased the voltage for me. If I upgrade to the premium membership for only $99 a month then Elon will restore my fondest childhood memories.

ApisNecros ,
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@lowqualityfacts They had to replace mine after 3 months after I noticed that instead of a neuralink, they had actually implanted a circus peanut in my head. I got to eat it after they took it out, though, so that was nice.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's reasonable.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

ApisNecros ,
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@lowqualityfacts Bad LQF because matcha is good, actually

/j

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