I'm fully aware of the pretentiousness of this attitude, but I can't help it.
I have a difficult time taking you and your mullet seriously. Especially if you have a mustache (and or mutton chops), which almost inevitably does not work on your face. Add to that a big trucker hat, and I won't be able to look you in the face without wondering how many broken down vehicles you have parked in front of your RV, which hasn't moved in twelve years.