bloodravenlib , to random
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. This is across the pond, but the headline is very applicable in the United States too.

>Patriots ready to celebrate the resurrection of a man they would have dismissed as a woke snowflake if he was alive today https://newsthump.com/2024/03/30/patriots-ready-to-celebrate-the-resurrection-of-a-man-they-would-have-dismissed-as-a-woke-snowflake-if-he-was-alive-today/

FTA: " “Jesus turned water into wine, sure, but if he tried turning my taxes into free healthcare, we’d have a problem.”

bloodravenlib , to random
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>Clarence Thomas Announces 50% Discount On All Favorable Rulings
https://www.theonion.com/clarence-thomas-announces-50-discount-on-all-favorable-1851282570

FTA: "“Brown v. Board of Education? Gone. Gideon v. Wainwright? Finito. Miranda v. Arizona. Poof! Just mention the code SCOTUS before your oral arguments and we’ll take it from there. Act soon, because this opportunity is running out!”

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