phanto ,

All Hail Eris!
All hail Discordia!

thisisawayoflife OP ,

I had to look this up. This is the meme started by the guy who wrote a book about Lee Harvey Oswald before he assassinated JFK. Crazy!

mo_ztt ,
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Do we upvote because it’s nuts or downvote because it’s nuts

Help, I don’t know what to do

thisisawayoflife OP ,

I mean, it's the WTF community...

SatanicNotMessianic ,

If the Discordians are finally rising, count me in.

Now, the Gods they threw a party in one thousand-odd B.C.
They invited every goddess 'cept Discordia, all but She
So She rolled a golden apple, thereby starting a melee

Her apple corps is strong!

Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia! Her apple corps is strong!

Though the Romans dubbed her Eris and the Brits called her Strife
She is still the same Discordia Chaos' spawn, and Murphy's wife
And the mortal who ignores Her courts the peril of his life

Her apple corps is strong!

Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia! Her apple corps is strong!

She's the Goddess of Uncertanity the Mother of all Doubt
But Her influence is one thing physics cannot do without
In the halls of academia, the quantum theorists shout
Her apple corps is strong!

Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia! Her apple corps is strong!

She's the strangest of attractors and a fractious, fractal minx
There is madness to Her method and a twist to how She thinks
Lorenz, Mandelbrot, and Julia could not divine Her kinks
Her apple corps is strong!

Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia! Her apple corps is strong!

I have seen the works of Eris in our citadels and camps
For the world, now more than ever, seems to bear Her special stamp
Which is why I think Discordians will soon emerge the champs
Our apple corps is strong!

Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia! Our apple corps is strong!

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