Fair enough. It was meant to be more, "hey everyone, I'm an idiot and thought my app was misbehaving then remembered that i needed to clear the cache. After deleting 3 and a half gigs it's working very well again. The bit about regularly scheduled programming was probably more projection than anything else. :)
Sorry if i came off sounding like a prick, if you heard me say it out loud, it would have been dripping with self depreciation. edit for spelling