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Simon Says He’s Had Enough! Local Boy Considers Name Change to Rover to Avoid Teasing ( www.tattletaletimes.com )

Ten-year-old Simon Sess, unfortunately named after a classic children’s game, expressed his deep hatred for his name. Due to the relentless teasing centered around “Simon Says,” the child is now considering changing his name to something cool that can’t be teased like Rover or Chase....

Local Mom Paints Kitchen Cabinets a Trendy Sage Green In Attempt To Fill Gaping Void In Soul ( www.tattletaletimes.com )

Local woman Jessica O’Malley, age 39, embarked on a daring home renovation project this week, impulsively stripping and painting her kitchen cabinets a trendy shade of sage green in a desperate attempt to fill the gaping void in her soul....

Surgeons Testing Procedure to Increase Dinner Stomach, Shrink Snack Stomach in Children ( www.tattletaletimes.com )

In a stunning development that is set to revolutionize the way we feed our little ones, a group of surgeons has announced a new surgical procedure capable of increasing the size of a toddler’s dinner stomach while significantly reducing their snack stomach. This groundbreaking medical advancement, known as “Gastric Exchange...

Government Declares National Daycare Closure Day – New Holiday to “Screw Over Parents” ( lemmy.world )

In a surprising and controversial move, the government has introduced a new national holiday that has left parents in a frenzy and employers infuriated. The holiday, officially known as “National Daycare Closure Day,” has caused frustration among working parents across the country. This day is chosen randomly each year,...

Jerry Manders, 5-Year-Old Prodigy Liar, Already Hailed as Future Political Star ( www.tattletaletimes.com )

There’s a up-and-coming political star that is making waves on the local level, 5-year-old Jerry Manders from Chicago, Illinois, has been identified as a lying prodigy with a skill set so advanced that he is already being hailed as a future star in American politics.

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