If frozen embryos are considered as children, then it must be acceptable to freeze children.
Please don't take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.
I hear phrases like "half-past", "quarter til", and "quarter after" way less often since digital clocks have became more commonplace.
Now that search engines suck, people will start to bookmark again.
Hair band stock in 1989 was like Nvidia now, by 1991 it was like Enron.
Everyone be using the eggplant emoji as a penis euphemism, I have two thoughts on this ...
over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and...
You don't really see people chewing gum anymore.
Youtube is the new MTV.
Lemmy has so few comments that I am now reading many more articles
In The Matrix, how are babies made?
Being stuck in a pod by yourself makes it kinda difficult to get intimate with someone in the real world.
Scientists need to hurry up and splice that fluorescent fish gene into the deer population.
Social Security Benefits Futures
How do I sell my rights to social security benefits? How can I buy someone else's?...
The world is going to shit. Is there anything I can do about it? No, so I move on.
The world has always been going the shit and will continue to go to shit until the end of time. It takes mountains to influence the tides of nations. You should take the responsibilities you can bear, but no more.
The Gambler's Fallacy makes sense logically, but it feels so wrong emotionally.
I can accept the fact that on a Roulette wheel (as long as there are no defects or imbalances...
If premarital sex is a sin and Hell is eternal then sex really isn't worth it if it means you're going to be getting tortured for it 936 quadrillion years from now.
To the downvoters: Lighten up! It's a Jonathan Swift-esque commentary/joke on the absurdity of Eternal Hell versus the average age of a human life.
There are two kinds of people on earth: peope who are stupid and people who know they are stupid. What kind are you?
"Cheaters never prosper" is a lie that a cheater probably came up with
Who else would try to convince others that Cheaters never succeed in profiting?
People live their whole lives watching corporations end prices with 99 yet when they list their own items for sale they choose a whole round number and never question it.
"...the average person treats a price ending in .99 as if it were 15 to 20 cents lower."...
We live in a post scarcity information society and we still haven't moved on from capitalism.
There's never any cool stories about being reincarnated from another planet. I don't want to have been a peasant in Europe during the Black Plague.
Pride flags make rainbows straight
Henry David Thoreau is proof that if you invent the No. 2 pencil, write best selling books, influence Gandhi and Martin Luther King Jr. people will still ridicule you for getting help from your Mom.
There must be some internal urge in humans like hunger or horniness that takes over their rational mind and...
It seems like I feel safer now in the inner city than the suburb I grew up in
Is it just me or do poor neighborhoods of the US have a safer vibe now and the suburbs like a distinctly threatening vibe? I live in a poor neighborhood and these days being somewhere like this and seeing like a gangbanger-ish car roll down the street doesn't make me nervous but a cop car definitely does kind of like how those...
With the web overflowing with garbage, each secret incantation (URL) you learn to trust allows you to access more of the promised perks of the internet
Hoisin sauce is asian sweet baby rays
Had this epiphany last night when we went to an asian fusion place. The similarities are uncanny