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zod000 , in Someone escaped the Matrix

I know a guy that did exactly this. I am living vicariously through him.

Cowbee , in Someone escaped the Matrix
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We love that for him. Escape

yeather , in Someone escaped the Matrix

Don’t be fooled he’s only going to hack tractors.

Rhaedas , in A Mighty Curse

A wizard should know better.

cerement ,
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“If I had to suffer, then so should you.”

impure9435 , in If AI can now speak Italian, it can certainly replace us...

The thing that I find the most funny about this post, is the fact that you call this Italian

velox_vulnus ,
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Blud could've chosen Runic, Egyptian, Ancient Romanian used by Vlad the Impaler, Mesapotamian or even Harappan Indic. But Italian is it.

lseif OP ,

how am i supposed to know how italians speak. i've never seen one

Vitaly , in If AI can now speak Italian, it can certainly replace us...
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Kind of looks like the writing system of Georgian language but I'm not sure

TwilightKiddy ,

Nah, Georgian is arcs and circles everywhere, like this:
ეს ქართული დამწერლობაა.

abrahambelch , in If AI can now speak Italian, it can certainly replace us...
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Which language uses these signs? It truly looks like some kind of alien language

chapapa ,

Glagolitic script. Oldest known Slavic alphabet according to Wikipedia.

CountVon , in Punch cards ftw
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One of my grandfathers worked for a telephone company before he passed. That man was an absolute pack rat, he wouldn't throw anything away. So naturally he had boxes and boxes of punch cards in this basement. I guess they were being thrown out when his employer upgraded to machines that didn't need punch cards, so he snagged those to use as note paper. I will say, they were great for taking notes. Nice sturdy card stock, and the perfect dimensions for making a shopping list or the like.

sukhmel , in AI layoffs

CEO: why not both?

R00bot ,
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Shareholders: why not all three?

lugal , in The master race condition

It's called "ethnic group condition"

SpaceNoodle , in The master race condition

No, you can't say "master," either.

SzethFriendOfNimi ,

That one i get at least. But race condition is using race in the sense of a competition.

sping ,

You do? Because I don't. There is nothing racist about the concept of master. Is a masterpiece racist? Are master tapes, Are post-graduate degrees racist? We may as well declare "work" insensitive because slaves had to work.

Don't get me wrong, there are many terms we should adjust. I just can't see how "master" is one of them.

makingStuffForFun , in Leaked yesterweb document
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I have to say, I'm so over WordPress that those static site generators are looking pretty sweet right about now.

DriftinGrifter , in Switching to OCaml bois

you can write oop without inhetitance

MajorHavoc , in Switching to OCaml bois

Interfaces are great.

Inheritance is often a sign that the previous developer didn't understand interfaces.

deathmetal27 ,

Prefer composition over inheritance. Though that doesn't mean inheritance has no place in programming.

cupcakezealot , in Lemmy today
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reminder that cloudflare routinely works with white supremacist and other hate sites to protect them and have most recently refused to stop hosting kiwi farms, as they were doxxing and threatening trans people

casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer ,

You have it wrong, which really shows what you stand for:

Cloudflare refused to block KiwiFarms as there was no evidence of criminal activity or violation of their policies, and doing so would tarnish their reputation in regards to free speech. They did stop hosting KiwiFarms, in September of 2022 (you can find their statement here) in response to a libelous pressure campaign ran by Keffals when she/they/it found out users were pulling out receipts of it engaging in lewd conversation with minors and providing them with DIY hormone replacement therapy kits without any medical oversight or parental consent.

And KF did not attack Keffals out of nowhere, it was only after she started engaging with Chris-chan as she was attempting to use him to boost her own reputation at a time when he was already in a perilous mind.

I'm not sure exactly where you got the "threatening trans people" from, that is the first I've heard of it. I know of one incident that is much more grave and potentially what you are referring to, but your reference leaves out almost the entire context of that one particular incident and there have been no repeats of it to my knowledge.

I'm not a fan of KiwiFarms, but they did not earn their censorship. It was the result of a successful attempt by a revisionist career troll to cover their tracks when they realized their goose was about to get cooked, nothing more. If you truly stand for free speech, you would realize just how dangerous the precedent set by such an unreliable source as Keffals is.

And yes, I realize that if my comment gains enough traction, it and its army will be at my throat and by no doubt have doxxed me in no time if they so choose. But that's not going to keep me from preventing people like you from twisting the narrative.

Clbull ,

The same place that regularly bullies and bear-baits 'lulcows' for entertainment? The same people who bullied an autistic adult over a shitty Sonic fan character webcomic?

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