Sterile_Technique ,
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Hypothesis: Foot fetishes are a primary driving force behind the spread of genital warts.

Evidence: Oh hell no, I ain't putting that shit in my browsing history. Y'all got it from here.

Assman ,
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Okay why are you ankle shaming?

Viking_Hippie ,

Mmm yeah, dat green to yellow gradient side knee 🥵

urist ,
@urist@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

TBH dudes with foot fetishes assume no one else knows what a foot fetish is, and that’s where they run into trouble. See: Dan Snyder and Nickolodean.

Example:

Dude 1 openly harasses me about my butt, I hate it and move on with my life

Dude 2 thinks he’s being slick. Talks to me for a few minutes bullshitting/smalltalk before the conversation is suddenly about how I’m on my feet all day and what shoes do you wear and what about your socks and… etc

One is a cat call, the other is some weird social engineering shit that also insults my intelligence. I’m not making this up, these dudes try this on multiple targets until they can find a mark. My coworkers have to deal with it too. Don’t see them a lot but we warn each other about the foot guy.

Sorry to all you normal, respectful people with foot fetishes, I’m sure you give awesome consensual foot rubs.

NounsAndWords ,

That poor retired podiatrist keeps getting called a creep for trying to talk about foot health...

OneWomanCreamTeam ,
@OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works avatar

He's got his retired gynecologist friend to commiserate with.

Apytele ,

Honestly the one dude I dated with a foot fetish it was actually pretty chill. Free pedis and massages like literally whenever and I could give a footjob from the other side of the couch while scrolling on my phone. 7/10 definitely way better than the guy who was mostly just into anime tiddies or that other guy who later got arrested for child porn.

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