Kosmik Kitty ( lemmy.world )

When things in your life seem like they're falling apart for no reason, like maybe something is pushing the staples of your life off of a cosmic shelf or mantel, maybe blame Kosmik Kitty.

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LilDumpy ,
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Ya man, I can believe that the cosmic creator is a cat:

  • Plays with the creation in the beginning in a playful way
  • Plays with it in a menacing way
  • Loves you but also hates you
  • Only wants love ON THEIR TERMS
  • Always on edge about other creatures that are different (and sometimes the same)
  • Ignores everything and naps for the rest of time never to be heard of again

Yupp, god is a cat.

BallShapedMan OP ,
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Mind blown.... You nailed it. We need to tell the religious people around the world. I'm sure they'll react totally rationally to the news! 🤣

LilDumpy ,
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Yes, I agree.

Anyone have the phone number to the pope?

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