tweeks ,

I read this as "two guys and a girl get it on". I thought he was trying to ignore a threesome in a public elevator, while they were trying to make him greet them. Was wondering why he even entered in the first place.

I need some more sleep.

Dagnet ,

That girl? Albert Einstein

tetris11 ,
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Or just some random influencer.

I was on holiday with my gf and asked a couple to take us a photo. Prior to me asking, they were staring ahead at nothing but looking very pleased with themselves for some reason. Pillow smiling reality.

Anyway, she obliged to take the photo, but not before getting on the floor to get a tall shot of us, and then yoga flexed into a wide shot. Her boyfriend/brother smiled and said "haha that sure is an influencer for you!"

Both again looked extremely pleased with themselves as the phone got handed back, and we said thank you for their average looking photos.

I don't understand how influencers can love themselves so much, but such is the world now.

PoastRotato ,
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Easily the most disappointing day of Oprah's life

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