SkybreakerEngineer

SkybreakerEngineer , 5 months ago to NonCredibleDefense in Green Beret HALO jumps with a tactical nuke

Get off. The nuclear. Warhead.

SkybreakerEngineer , 5 months ago to politics in Fake Joe Biden robocall tells New Hampshire Democrats not to vote on Tuesday

But with actual jail this time, right?

SkybreakerEngineer , 5 months ago to politics in Johnson: 'Now is not ‘the time for comprehensive immigration reform’

One means "shoot brown people" and one means "hire more judges".

SkybreakerEngineer , 5 months ago to News in Supreme Court conservatives signal willingness to roll back the power of federal agencies

Also that if Congress is vague, it's up to the agency to fill in the gaps.

SkybreakerEngineer , 5 months ago to Accidental Renaissance in Brawl on the Ice

Old joke: I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out

SkybreakerEngineer , 5 months ago to politics in Wisconsin Republican leader slams Democrats' proposed election maps as 'political gerrymander'

Vos dismissed the maps submitted by Democrats, saying they would move too many boundary lines and force incumbent lawmakers to run against one another.

How dare you undo my gerrymandering!

SkybreakerEngineer , 5 months ago to World News in Kyrgyzstan’s self-proclaimed ‘new God’ and former presidential candidate found dead in prison

Found dead? Puny god.

SkybreakerEngineer , 5 months ago to politics in Sanders says Trump reelection would be the ‘end of democracy’

🅱️ernie

SkybreakerEngineer , 5 months ago to News in Donald Trump asked to pay NY Times nearly $400,000 in legal costs

Considering how everyone else on the right has been staving off actually paying what they owe, I think it's kind of accurate

SkybreakerEngineer , 5 months ago to News in Tennessee after-school Satan club holds first meeting despite protests

Well, there's whoever keeps paying to get rid of child labor laws

SkybreakerEngineer , 5 months ago to Books in Discworld by Terry Pratchett Humble Bundle - 35 novels for $18

I don't think there is a modern reading. The ones on Audible are pretty clearly ripped from cassette and kind of dodgy

SkybreakerEngineer , 5 months ago to News in Judge in Trump’s civil fraud trial faces bomb threat ahead of closing arguments

What makes you think they haven't? Remember 1/6? The MAGAbomber? Proud Boys picking fights in the streets? Hundreds of domestic terrorism events?

SkybreakerEngineer , 5 months ago to World News in Bottled water contains 100 times more plastic nanoparticles than previously thought

Quoting as 100% effective is a good indicator of bullshit in any scenario

SkybreakerEngineer , 5 months ago to politics in Trump Says He WANTS the Economy to Crash Because It Will Hurt Biden

Nurgle gifted him with Disgusting Resilience after his efforts to help covid spread

SkybreakerEngineer , 7 months ago to Lefty Memes in What an idea

Looks like someone needs to read the 34th rule of acquisition again.

War is good for business