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HipsterTenZero

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All of the fake martial arts (from no-touch knockouts and kayfabe wrestling) have given me a bad impression of martial arts in general. If you're not mystifying your arts or trying to pass them off as something they're not to impressionable and vulnerable people, hey you're good. But I'm still internally lumping them all together as scams in my head.

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lol eat shit

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nothing will fundamentally change

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I had to tell my GM I didn't like their campaign, even though they put a lot of work into it :(

What movie do you most regret watching with your parents? ( www.imdb.com )

I watched The Lighthouse with my dad a few years ago and I think that was the most awkward movie watching situation I've been in. We decided to watch it because it had Willem Dafoe on it, a positive rating, and it was on a streaming service he had. It's not really a spoiler but the movie has multiple scenes with a focus on...

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literally any of them, those two saw MST3K and thought it was instructions on how to watch movies

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A nice breakfast bowl w/ sausage, egg, cheese, and shredded fried potatoes all mixed together. Throw in a glass of OJ and a mug of coffee and I am set.

It's actually been a while since I made it, since the extra effort of getting the potatoes right loses out to the morning ennui, so I end up substituting the eggs and potatoes for just grits.

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why don't you say that to my face, dip goblin!

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Business Flambouyant

Take your business casual fit. Make the khakis skin tight and stretch them up around your waist, maybe add in a horrible sash akin to a novelty tie. Widen the sleeves of the shirt, make em a bit poofier without going full swashbuckler. Widen the collar. Make the toes of the loafers a bit pointier, and give the heels a good inch of platform. When outdoors, a diagonal hat is optional.

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time to kick that fish back into the water where it belonged. Stay in your lane, ancient precursor animals.

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mmm no, i dont think so. Crushed red pepper and jalapenos tho? Hell yea

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The only advantage I see over my current phone case controller is that it looks like it can fit in a pocket. Giving up screen space isnt ideal when you want to refer to a guide or look at some other part of your phone temporarily. And some games are widescreen only, which means this one's a nonstarter for those.

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Aw dude, four strength four stam leather belt?

AUGHHH

Level 18??

AUGH UGHHH

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Packaged meals, wildflowers, an aloof cat, alcohol, a street performer, maybe a neat rock.

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Mr Dink????

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ancient alchemists popping off in their graves rn

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    yes

    source: trust me bro

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    Low stakes hangout quests with endearing side characters you thought would only get like a line or two in during the main mission at best.

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    It's impossible for me to make money without robbing a bank, please let me do that parliament it would be so funny

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    Bisexual lighting is peak

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    Ingredients. Who the fuck cares if your bread has a pretty pattern on the packaging or not, you're gonna turn it into shit. Minmax your groceries.

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    I've somehow managed to capture a bit of childhood wonder with videogames of all things again.

    Way back when I was a kid, my uncle showed me Super Mario Sunshine on the Gamecube, and I was blown away by how good it looked. Clear water, beautiful scenery, bright colors. I was absolutely astonished. It felt like I was living in the future.

    When I was a bit older and got my first gaming PC, I felt that same sense of wonder seeing Ironforge populated with so many people running around in their cool armor and epic mounts.

    It's been a hot minute since then, and I haven't been wowed like that again until now, when I've slid my phone into a controller and steamlink's a fully modded skyrim from my PC to it. I just spent a couple hours marvelling at how sick that is that I can do that, lying on the couch and experiencing real ass games.

    Now granted, the switch and the psp / vita etc have all been around for a minute, but this is my doomscrolling machine, turned into a handheld console with as high end graphics and mods as I can handle on my PC. It blew my mind since I've been dismissing the phone gaming ecosystem as little more than microtransaction shovelware hell for the longest time. It's just really neat!

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    I have trouble consciously making and adhering to routines, so I've got an automated checklist that I attend to when I'm dissassociated enough to simply go through the motions. Some days, I even finish the list.

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    Reminders for the checklist itself and Shortcuts for the automation, both on ios. A little embarassed to say I use an iphone, and I don't have android analogues handy heheh.

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    Bristly and feral, because I've also been sipping on three coffees

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    Yeah it does, Pyre's my favorite sports x visual novel with rpg elements

    You are given an opportunity to hard reset our universe (particularly, the Earth). You are also allowed to change one rule about the new universe. What rule would you change?

    The rule could be anything, as funny or as serious as you want. The universe will progress in a similar way that it has up until this point, unless your changed rule prevented it from doing so....

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    I will hard reset the universe. The new rule is that any sapient lifeform has the power to reset the universe.

    Welcome to the crabbiest of crab bucket universes.

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    imagine how different fantasy would be if bilbo was the top variety of burglar.

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    So... what's their peace plan?

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    Omikron the Nomad Soul.

    It's david cage's worst game and I have no idea how he tricked David Bowie into collaborating on it. Also, listen to the music.

    edit: whoops, got silvagunner'd. Here's the real track.

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    Darksign'd undead. Sure I'll hollow out eventually, but for now lets do some jolly co-operation.

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    cheemsborger

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    holy shit your buddy sounds unhinged

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    A big glass of water and maybe a big pretzel with cheese sauce.

    Do you value high fidelity (audio, visual, or other)? Do you notice a difference?

    It often surprises me to see people with time, money, and knowledge settling for subpar experiences that have night and day differences to me. Even at my brokest (pretty darn broke), speakers, headphones, and glasses were always worth researching and some saving up, and the difference between what I'd end up with and the average...

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    I grew up really poor, so high definition audio isn't something i've really ever had access to growing up, and I've never felt like I was missing out once I had the money to spend on new stuff.

    Are you depressed? Do you know anyone NOT depressed?

    I've known since I was a kid that I'm depressed. I even have infant photos of me, where I look like I just hate life. Other baby photos the baby is smiling, and interested in everything. Whereas I look like even though I'm too young to even have thoughts, I'm still giving off body language of "leave me alone"....

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    yeah. I can't definitively say that I do, because I put up a perky front to not appear depressed, and I don't know if others are doing the same.

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    I still use it to this day. It really do be sliced and bread. Good stuff.

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    Possession by i_o

    He was right, he couldn't be the only one

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    Yeah, I throw dynamite around.

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    I just wish it wasn't so expensive. I can pick up a big case of cola for cheaper than a modest sized case of fizzy water.

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    Hmm, probably She Sings but we are Silent by Romance.

    Only 214 listens on youtube, not hard to reach the top.

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    Aquamarine to Black with a little gasoline spill in between

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    Kotake and Koume are pretty cool. Ganon's weird moms who can fuse into a giant woman? Yeah, they're alright. I loved their appearance in Majora's Mask as completely innocuous business owners in the poison swamp.

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    lol

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    My favorite takeaway from the last time I heard this was the assertation that if the same naming convention was transferred over to other genres and mediums, western comics like DC and Marvel would be Hamburger Shounens.

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    Mm, I wouldn't hate it. It could take the place of the scroll lock and pause break buttons on my keyboard, two keys i've literally never used.

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    I just katamari all of my music into one big obnoxiously large playlist. If I want to hear music of a specific type, that's what albums are for.

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    cheemsmburmger

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    I'll take housecat for the superpower of being an anime catboy. And having barbs in uncomfortable places.

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